Saturday, June 28, 2008

Know the Future, Blog Reader. The GTL Prognosticates.

I want to be first on the record to make these predictions:

1. After leaving office, George W. Bush will become Commissioner of Baseball.

2. He will hold this title until his passing, becoming one of the greatest commissioners since Kennisaw Mountain Landis.

3. Bush will be a far better and more honorable man as the figurehead of Major League Baseball than he was as president. Still corrupt, but better and more honorable, relatively speaking.

It is his calling. His birthright, even. He is dreaming of it already, now, while still in office. Fantasizing about a job he can really enjoy, one with real responsibility - baseball is the national pastime, after all - but without so much hard work, so much thinking.

Mark the time and date. 5:19 PM on Saturday, June 28, 2008.

We're gonna win a prize for this.

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