Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Headlines We'd Like To See: Part One

They shoot commercials, don't they? Here are some taglines and/or headlines you should be seeing, but probably won't:


REPUBLICANS SUPPORT PREMARITAL SEX


ABSTINENCE-ONLY FAILS IN ALASKA


ABSTINENCE: BETTER THAN NO SEX AT ALL


MURPHY BROWN WAS RIGHT - REPUBS OFFER APOLOGY TO EIGHTIES SITCOM CHARACTER

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